Joke SMS
Sir:If We Don't Give Water 2Cow, Then What Happen..
Kid=Then, We Will Get Milk Powder.
Husband: I washed my shirts myself. See how white my shirts come back. Wife: Really? Husband: Ya, even the green ones.
2 law partners leave for lunch. 1st Lawyer: I forgot to lock the office safe before we left. 2nd Lawyer: What are you worried about? We are both here.
Mana friendship yepatiki: kukkaki kattina golusula, Barraki kattina tadula, pandiki antina burudhala, bichagadi chetilo chippala Andamga undalani korukuntunanu.
Dad:If u failed in exams again,dont cal me Dad. After some Days
Dad: Hw is ur result?
Son:Sory yar Mahesh,I failed again in all papers
Girl-Mom, can I go in2 da sea 2 where da waves r breaking? Mom-No! Its not safe! Girl-Mommy, dad's there! Y cant I go? Mom-Dear, ur dad's insured
What's d difference between-
1. Girlfriend,
2. Lover,
3. Wife,
4. Stephny,
simple...
1.Prepaid,
2.Postpaid,
3.Lifetime,
4.Coin box.
Girl in a shop:How much this dress cost? Shopkeeper:just for 5 kisses. Girl:Ok,Pack the dress.My grandmother will pay the bill. :-):-(;-):-o:-
Rose is famous for grace.! Advocate is famous for case.! Horses r famous for race.! But, Smile Is famous On ur face..! So keep Smiling 4ever ...!
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
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INDIAN Railway Track.
A mouse was running very fast in jungal.fox asked him "why r u running? chuha bola "someone kiss lions wife" aur kamino ne mera naam laga diya.
SARDAR: Sir, I Lost my Cheque Book
BankManager: Bcarful, Anyone can Put Ur Sign.!
SARDAR: Iam not a Fool sir, I Have Already Signed all Cheques.
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Nobody will ever remember how you look, how you speak, what you did. But only thing they remember life long about you is how you made them feel.. Tats reality..
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The hardest moments r not those wen tears flow from ur eye, its wen u have to hide the tears in your eyes wid a smile 2 remove tears from ur loved 1ce eye
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Dont love AIRTEL girl she will do magic on u .Dont love BSNL girl she has connection with all indians DONT love IDEA girl she can change ur life DONT love VODA phone girl she follows u where ever u go so love only land line girl she will be at home only keep smiling
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Nothing is grter than her heart; Nthing is softer than her hand;No flower is as beautiful as her smile;Nthing is PURE as her LOVE , She is None Other Than MOTHER.
"All beautiful things starts 4m da HEART. All bad things starts 4m da MIND". Never let da MIND Rule ur HEART. Let da HEART Rule ur MIND.”
Naa sms poyindi neeku dorkinda? Chinnadi,muddu ga untundi enti dorkaleda? Sareley..ekkadiki poyindo emo "good mrng"ani untundi atu vaste ,itu pampu.
Argument wins the situations but loses the person.So when arguing with ur loved ones,remember that situations are not more important than ur loved ones
Dream makes everything possible.Hope makes everything work. love makes everything beautiful. Smile makes all the above. So always smile.
~¤~SNEHAM~¤~
S=Swatchamainadi.
N=Nijamainadi.
E=Eduru Lenidi.
H=Haani Cheyanidi.
A=Anthu Lenidi.
M=Maraninche Daaka Todu Undedhi.
Time can make u forget some memories. But there are some memories which make u forget time and those memories make life Sweet,sweeter,sweetest
Sorry 2 disturb U at this time but its urgent. If U R free, could U please do me a favor.
Please delete this message & sleep Ha-ha…
Do you know the Meaning of EID?I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK.
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